In honour of a certain devilishly delcious Deviant here we gather to
celebrate in the name of Shikeyy
Gather your first borns!
With nothing but love and adoration
We cherish the humour and titilating presence this Murder-Cat-master and Lighthearted yet Passionate Love-Crafter has been generous enough to offer.
Your sarcastic wit and sexplicit jokes are the social lube of the Forums--how unbearably dry it'd be without you.
But we the loyal Fans of the Forums which you claim the center-stage of have never been more pleased with the comedic shenanigans we have put our faith in. You continue to engross the masses with your charming dispostion but it's not your fault we're weak-willed...I think
Then again, with your beer-flavoured erect-nipple appeal it is very easy to get drunk off our societal love we as a united kind of kindred spirits share for you and make very, very,
IN THE NAME OF THE SHIKEYVERSE!
NO DEVIANT HERE IS MORE BLASPHEMOUS
(In my defence, you have real charismatic flare to rival any religion no matter what fantasies are promised in return) and how greatful are we for such a fine ass to follow after!
Even if he is a reluctant leader at tmes NEVER FEAR!
WE'RE DEVOTED, BIRTHDAY BOY!
So a little History lesson for all you bootiful bumpkins reading this and waiting for me to reach the goddamn point of this shriney post...
23 years ago from the 26th of this month our treasured
gloriously majestic Shikeyy joined the ranks of the highly admirable and profoundly awesome in our Society.
Yes, just by simply EXISTING his Aura of Amazing butterfly-affected through many a'great moments in our worlds history in the past 23 years. (Seriously, what have YOU done with your life?)
Whatever it was, if there was a shining light of brilliance behind it, it's down to whatever godly fibres make him so potently magical and fantastical that had an undeniable effect on it.
This utterly beloved Sex-Kitten is truly one of a kind, who wouldn't be lucky to rub
shoulders with this Praiseworthy Princess
I really feel like there should be an orgy to kick things off with but I guess we'll just have to hug the love out, instead FEEL THE LOVE!
So here's to a Birthday for one unlike any other,
When the world was bestowed a gift from your mother,
Raise a glass, a shot, then (probably) another,
You're pretty awesome but I think that's well-covered
Happy Birthday, Sugar Tits!
You Stunning Supernova, You!
(Yeah, I know the emogi/emotes are getting to a Sarang-Lee level, here but Birthdays are ALWAYS an exception s'you better bask in it while you can, kiddo